About
The UnCoach™

I'm here to reveal you. Once you see yourself, nothing is the same again.

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Miriam
Segal

The UnCoach™

Don't let the throwback pic here fool you. I've got a ton of degrees, specializations, and certifications (like, a ton! I have two master's degrees, and I'm a licensed expressive arts psychotherapist, a licensed music therapist, a certified intermodal psychodrama group leader, a certified vocal and performance coach / singing teacher, a certified psychic, medium, healer, and channel, and a certified presence practitioner / mindfulness facilitator, to name a few). Not only that, I've been at this for a lot longer than "a hot minute" (we're talking decades!). So let's get to what you're really looking for:

I see what you're ignoring. And I won't let you keep ignoring it.

You've already done the work: the therapy, the coaching, the workshops, the personal development. You're successful. Conscious. Capable. And you're still showing up as a version of yourself that isn't working while pretending you don't know why.

Let me tell you what's actually been happening:

You've been told you are being strong when you allow yourself to be vulnerable.

You've been told you need to feel safe in order to move, to be yourself.

You've been told you need to trust – others or yourself or both – in order to take action.

Horse hockey.

All of those claims assume there is a danger you need to surmount.

All of those claims assume you're taking some sort of chance, making some sort of choice – like "choosing yourself."

All of those claims give the impression you have reason to be afraid, that you're weak, and that you need to change, to become strong.

THAT YOU ARE NOT ALREADY STRONG.

That you must BECOME strong in order to BE strong.

You're being gaslit, manipulated.

And once you've bought into that lie, once you believe you're not already powerful, not already capable, not already enough, here's what the coaching industry does with you:

They groom you for dependence.

They promise you a safe space where you can finally be vulnerable.

They teach you that vulnerability is the path to connection, that you need to feel safe before you can be powerful, that healing happens when you're held in a container where it's okay to be yourself.

And then they keep you there. Indefinitely.

It's the exact mechanics of a narcissistic relationship:

  • Convince you there's something wrong with you (e.g. you're not strong yet)

  • Promise safety as the solution

  • Make vulnerability the test of your trust and readiness

  • Replace your authority with their approval

  • Keep you dependent on the "safe container"

  • Call it healing

And you pay them to do it while calling yourself committed to growth.


Coaching is what people settle for when they don't know this exists.

My work doesn't start with the lie that you need to become something.

My work is revelation work. Recognition work. Immediate reality work.

I don't create containers where you can finally let your guard down.

I create a space of immediacy where there's nothing between you and what you really want.

I use methods – including my proprietary The CEA Method™ – that put you outside your preconceived ideas about who you are and force you to see what you've been refusing to see.

Not gradually. Not when you're “ready.” Now.

Because you're not here to become more vulnerable. You're not here to learn how to feel safe. You're not here to build trust or become powerful so you can finally take action.

You're here to recognize what you've been ignoring: there's nothing to become.

You've just been groomed to believe there is.

And once you see what you've been refusing to see, you can't un-see it.

This work accesses command, not dependence.

You already know how to trust your instincts. You're asking for validation instead.

You already have authority. You're waiting for permission anyway.

You're already powerful. You're performing vulnerability, because you’ve been taught that's what "authentic" looks like, when authenticity is really just another ideal to try to reach, another word for «not good enough.»

You’re already internally solid. You’re pretending you need external safety before you can show up fully.

Or even worse: you’re pretending you need someone else’s permission to exist.

This work isn't for people who want to keep seeking safe spaces. It's for people who are done being told they need them. Done being gaslit about their fundamental nature. Done performing growth while paying someone to keep them small.

If you're looking for a coach who will hold space for you to process your feelings at a comfortable pace, there are thousands who will provide that. They're well-intentioned people running a system that keeps you dependent while calling it support.

But if you see the grooming for what it is and want a more present, aware, immediate experience, that's different work.

And it requires you to be done with the lie.

This isn't therapy. It's more than coaching. It's smarter than consulting. And it's deeper than them all.

They don't stand a chance.

And neither do you.

Miriam Segal

This section here 👇🏻 has absolutely nothing to do with me, The UnCoach™. It's part of the template I've used to make this website. But check out the template picture below and tell me: who the heck goes to the office dressed like that?!?!?

This part still has nothing to do with me. I just kept it here for effect.

Stress-Free Career Planning

Let us take care of the hard work — so you can enjoy the rewards of a successful career.

Nope. This part doesn't have anything to do with me either. Looks good, though.

We help plan your future.

We assist you in planning for a successful , fulfilling and prosperous future.

Wanna know what's next with The UnCoach™? No-brainer! Check this out ⬇️

If I'm Me,

They'll Leave:

Stop abandoning yourself to avoid being abandoned.

If you’re like most people, you show up, lead, and are strong in certain situations.

You hold space, you get things done,

You connect easily with people, and conversations flow.

But there are situations that are a challenge…

Where you back down, get quiet, and all of a sudden you’re wishy washy and trying to be everybody’s friend.

Where a moment ago, you were running the show and standing in certainty, power, and leadership, you’re now people-pleasing and agreeing with others – even though you actually disagree

Just so you don’t lose them.

Just so that you’re not left alone.

Just so they don’t say nasty things about you or diss you on your socials.

Because of a deep-seated fear of being rejected for being you – really you.

Of not being good enough.

You’re not really going to keep buying into that hooey, are you?

I mean, don’t you just cringe at the thought?

Being more invested in what they think of you than what you think of you?

Or even worse: how you feel about you? How you live your life?

Isn’t what you really want to stand your ground? Not only when things are going well, but even when the whole world seems to be against you?

Imagine living from a place where you are so connected and driven and led by your vision that no amount of hate, judgment, nasty comments or people disagreeing with you will shift you out of that conviction.

When you’re no longer afraid to be yourself. When you’re no longer bothered by people disagreeing with you, disliking your mannerisms, opinions, expressions or choices – where you're no longer bothered by the possibility of them leaving you.

Isn’t that really what you want? (Of course it is!)

I’m going to show you how to lock in that energy, that vision, that level of conviction inside of If I’m Me, They’ll Leave: Stop abandoning yourself to avoid being abandoned.

If I’m Me, They’ll Leave is an opportunity for you to stand in the level of leadership that stays grounded and steady no matter whether people stay or go.

I’m not talking about a defiant I don’t need you! I don’t need anybody! attitude.

Cause face it: everybody needs somebody sometime.

I’m talking about knowing who you are to the core, and being undefiable in that knowing and level of certainty and self-connection.

I’m talking about not losing yourself, not abandoning yourself in the face of challenge or confrontation – or even the thought of challenge or confrontation – lest you be rejected.

Your value does not change based on who stays and who goes, who agrees or disagrees, who’s with you or against you

And you are not powerless!

So sign up for If I’m Me, They’ll Leave: Stop abandoning yourself to avoid being abandoned and give yourself the gift of unveiling the true leader that you are!

Too sappy? Well, I gotta do something to get your attention. This stuff's important!!! For gawd's sake, sign up!

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Definitely had to keep this in here. I swear to gawd, this is the actual template!

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Sørengkaia 104, Oslo, NORWAY CA 0194

+47 41 15 05 95

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